Polar Opposites & Obscenities.

Inquiries?   Taylor. Eighteen. Southern Grace & Southern Charm. Rhett Akins. Barbecue. Beards. Country Folks. Frasier. Baseball. Sunshine. Soccer. Leather & Lace. Knitting. Pearls & Curls. Laughing. Loving. Smiling. Living. Breathing.

“She’s all they talk about at the deer camp lodge, they say ‘your baby looks good in camouflage.”

“She’s all they talk about at the deer camp lodge, they say ‘your baby looks good in camouflage.”

— 1 day ago
#personal jargon 
Danny’s playing Ronnie Milsap’s “Don’t You Ever Get Tired (Of Hurting Me)” on guitar.

Obviously, I’m singing, and now Larry’s pulling out the fiddle.

Such a shame that an hour ago, we laid a ten year old baby boy to rest. Rest easy, Joshua Thomas. We love you.

— 1 day ago
#personal jargon 
“You wanna come over?”

Oh, um, I can’t. Soccer’s on.

— 2 days ago
#personal jargon 
I am not ashamed that I’m attracted to older men.

Not one bit. They are undeniably the sexiest creatures on the planet.

— 2 days ago with 14 notes
#personal jargon  #older men 
“U jus like to see me smile dont u?”

Not really, asshole. I just like orgasms. Which you never gave me, so…

— 3 days ago
#personal jargon